Trend Tonic
My dog and I don't like you t-shirt
My dog and I don't like you t-shirt
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Finally, statement earrings that don’t hurt your ears
- Lightweight cork design
- No pulling. No sore ears.
- Made for all-day comfort
My Dog and I Don't Like You T-Shirt – Funny Dog Lover T-Shirt for Women
Your dog decided about someone the second they walked in, and honestly, they're usually right. This funny dog owner t-shirt says the quiet part out loud: my dog and I don't like you. No apology needed.
Made for dog people who are tired of pretending to be nice about it, this dog lover t-shirt is a go-to gift for dog moms, dog dads, and anyone whose dog has better judgement about people than they do.
Why dog owners love this shirt
- Bold "My Dog and I Don't Like You" print, front and centre
- Unisex, relaxed fit that layers well or works oversized
- Soft, breathable everyday wear, not a stiff novelty tee
- Perfect funny dog gift for birthdays, Christmas, or "just because"
Fit and fabric
100% cotton, 150gsm mid-weight jersey (heather grey is 90% cotton, 10% viscose for that soft marl finish). Relaxed unisex fit with a slightly dropped shoulder. Machine washable at 30°C. Do not tumble dry or iron directly on the print.
UK women's size guide
This fits true to size if you go with your usual UK number. For an oversized, relaxed look, size up one from your usual.
| Size | True to size (UK) | Buy this size for oversized fit if you're |
|---|---|---|
| S | UK 8–10 | UK 6–8 |
| M | UK 12 | UK 10 |
| L | UK 14–16 | UK 12–14 |
| XL | UK 18 | UK 16 |
| XXL | UK 20 | UK 18 |
| 3XL | UK 22–24 | UK 20 |
| 4XL | UK 26 | UK 22–24 |
| 5XL | UK 28 | UK 26 |
Sizing based on customer fit feedback, not just spec measurements. If you're between sizes or want it slouchy, size up.
The perfect gift for dog lovers
Whether it's for yourself or a fellow dog owner who needs zero convincing that their dog has better people-radar than they do, this shirt says it plainly. No paw prints, no "woof", just the truth.
Materials
Materials
- Ultra-lightweight cork and plant paper
- Hypoallergenic stainless steel metal
Sizes
Sizes
Please note these are sizes without the metal attachment.
- Mini Lightning bolts - 3cm
- Medium Lightning bolts (standard) - 5cm
- Extra Large Lightning bolts - 9cm
- Mini star - 3cm
- Star - 5cm
- Mini heart - 3cm
- Heart -
- Lovestruck Leigh - 3cm + 1cm stud top
Customise your earrings
Customise your earrings
Customise Your Earrings at Trend Tonic
At Trend Tonic, we believe jewellery should be as unique as you are. That’s why we offer a range of customisable earring fixtures to suit your style and comfort. Whether you love a classic hoop, prefer a secure stud, or need clip-ons, we’ve got you covered.
🔗 Your Fixture Options
- Hooks: Lightweight and comfortable, perfect for everyday wear.
- 25mm Thin Hoops: A chic option for a modern, minimal look.
- Stud Tops: Ideal for comfort and style, especially great for stretched lobes from years of heavy earrings.
- Clip On: No piercings needed! Stylish and secure for all-day wear.
- Jump Rings: Designed for use with our huggie hoop and clip on hoop earrings for maximum versatility.
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Mini Hoops: A stainless steel mini huggie hoop that clicks shut for no risk of earrings falling out!
💎 Quality You Can Trust
All our fixtures are made from stainless steel—durable, hypoallergenic, and designed to last. Choose your finish in:
- Classic Silver
- Luxurious Gold
🌟 Create Earrings Your Way
Simply pop in notes at checkout your preferred fixture type, and we’ll customise them to fit your perfect style. Whether you’re after statement hoops, everyday studs, or clip-ons for comfort, Trend Tonic makes it easy to design jewellery that feels uniquely yours.
Find your style. Customise your sparkle. Only at Trend Tonic.
Shipping
Shipping
Free UK shipping, Worldwide shipping is calculated at checkout
Loyalty
Loyalty
FAQs
FAQs
How long is delivery?
Everything is handmade and hand packed. We aim to dispatch Monday, Tuesday and Thursdays. This is different over School holidays so please message first if you need something urgently. All items are sent by Royal Mail, either Tracked 48 or Tracked 24 and tracking will be on your fulfilment email. Clothing is sent from our printing partner and will take roughly 5 days before shipping as each item is printed on demand.
Do you offer worldwide shipping?
We do yes, please note your item might incur customs charges which we have no control over
What is the returns policy?
Please email us at hello@trendtonic.co.uk if you wish to return or exchange.
Will I get the exact same as the images?
Due to the handmade nature of each pair and the designs of the cork every pair will be slightly different. This means you will get a unique pair made just for you!
All intellectual property rights in our designs are and will belong to Trend Tonic Ltd. Any infringement will be pursued vigorously.
Designer and inspiration
Trend Tonic was created during a hospital stay with Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, after feeling stuck in the same routine of leggings, a t-shirt, and jewellery that was too painful to wear.
These pieces were designed to bring back a sense of style and confidence — without discomfort.
The lightning bolt design, chosen by my mother, represents strength. A reminder that even on the hardest days, you can still feel like yourself.