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Retired Cool Girl sweatshirt

Retired Cool Girl sweatshirt

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Ultra lightweight - no pulling
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🛡️ Irritation-free earrings, guaranteed. If they don't work for your ears, we'll find what does. Or your money back.

Finally, statement earrings that don’t hurt your ears

Lightweight cork earrings how it works
  • Lightweight cork design
  • No pulling. No sore ears.
  • Made for all-day comfort

Retired Cool Girl Sweatshirt – Y2K 90s Nostalgia Graphic Sweatshirt

You peaked in the era of clamshell compacts, gel pens and butterfly clips, and you're not sorry about it. This Y2K graphic sweatshirt says "retired cool girl" in a tiny compact-toy inspired design, straight out of a 90s/00s playground bag.

For anyone who still has opinions about scrunchie colours and misses the smell of a freshly opened toy packet, this retro nostalgia sweatshirt is the throwback piece that actually gets the reference right.

Why this one hits different

  • Miniature compact and charm-style graphic, Y2K toy nostalgia done properly
  • "Retired Cool Girl" text, tongue in cheek and instantly recognisable to anyone who was there
  • Unisex, relaxed drop-shoulder fit that layers well or works oversized
  • Brushed inner fleece for proper warmth, not just a thick tee
  • A genuinely good gift for millennials, 90s babies, and anyone deep in Y2K revival right now

Fit and fabric

80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester, 280gsm brushed-back fleece. Drop-shoulder, relaxed unisex fit with ribbed collar, cuffs and hem. Warmer and heavier than a standard tee, built for actual cold-weather wear rather than just aesthetic. Wash cold on a gentle cycle, tumble dry low, iron on cool, do not bleach or dry clean.

UK women's size guide

This fits true to size if you go with your usual UK number. For an oversized, relaxed look, size up one from your usual.

Size True to size (UK) Buy this size for oversized fit if you're
XS UK 8–10
S UK 10–12 UK 8–10
M UK 12–14 UK 10–12
L UK 14–16 UK 12–14
XL UK 16–18 UK 14–16
XXL UK 18–20 UK 16–18
3XL UK 20–22 UK 18–20
4XL UK 22–24 UK 20–22
5XL UK 24–26 UK 22–24

Sizing based on customer fit feedback where available (M and 3XL), interpolated from garment measurements elsewhere. If you're between sizes or want it slouchy, size up.

A gift for the girl who was there

For birthdays, Christmas, or the friend who still knows every word to the songs from 2001. Retired from the drama, not from the aesthetic.

Materials

  • Ultra-lightweight cork and plant paper
  • Hypoallergenic stainless steel metal

Sizes

Please note these are sizes without the metal attachment.

  • Mini Lightning bolts - 3cm
  • Medium Lightning bolts (standard) - 5cm
  • Extra Large Lightning bolts - 9cm
  • Mini star - 3cm
  • Star - 5cm
  • Mini heart - 3cm
  • Heart -
  • Lovestruck Leigh - 3cm + 1cm stud top

Customise your earrings

Customise Your Earrings at Trend Tonic

At Trend Tonic, we believe jewellery should be as unique as you are. That’s why we offer a range of customisable earring fixtures to suit your style and comfort. Whether you love a classic hoop, prefer a secure stud, or need clip-ons, we’ve got you covered.

🔗 Your Fixture Options

  • Hooks: Lightweight and comfortable, perfect for everyday wear.
  • 25mm Thin Hoops: A chic option for a modern, minimal look.
  • Stud Tops: Ideal for comfort and style—especially great for stretched lobes from years of heavy earrings.
  • Clip Ons: No piercings needed! Stylish and secure for all-day wear.
  • Jump Rings: Designed for use with our huggie hoop and clip on hoop earrings for maximum versatility.

💎 Quality You Can Trust

All our fixtures are made from stainless steel—durable, hypoallergenic, and designed to last. Choose your finish in:

  • Classic Silver
  • Luxurious Gold

🌟 Create Earrings Your Way

Simply pop in notes at checkout your preferred fixture type, and we’ll customise them to fit your perfect style. Whether you’re after statement hoops, everyday studs, or clip-ons for comfort, Trend Tonic makes it easy to design jewellery that feels uniquely yours.

Find your style. Customise your sparkle. Only at Trend Tonic.


Shipping

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FAQs

How long is delivery? 

Everything is handmade and hand packed. We aim to dispatch Monday, Tuesday and Thursdays. This is different over School holidays so please message first if you need something urgently. All items are sent by Royal Mail, either Tracked 48 or Tracked 24 and tracking will be on your fulfilment email. Clothing is sent from our printing partner and will take roughly 5 days before shipping as each item is printed on demand. 

Do you offer worldwide shipping?

We do yes, please note your item might incur customs charges which we have no control over

What is the returns policy?

Please email us at hello@trendtonic.co.uk if you wish to return or exchange. 

Will I get the exact same as the images?

Due to the handmade nature of each pair and the designs of the cork every pair will be slightly different. This means you will get a unique pair made just for you!

All intellectual property rights in our designs are and will belong to Trend Tonic Ltd. Any infringement will be pursued vigorously.

 

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Designer and inspiration

Trend Tonic was created during a hospital stay with Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, after feeling stuck in the same routine of leggings, a t-shirt, and jewellery that was too painful to wear.

These pieces were designed to bring back a sense of style and confidence — without discomfort.

The lightning bolt design, chosen by my mother, represents strength. A reminder that even on the hardest days, you can still feel like yourself.